[With everything that had happened; the angels, Solomon's descendant appearing, their affect they had on the 72 demons, including the Kings... a break is needed. Said break was in the human world and Satan and Mammon were taking on roles to guard their favorite human. It hadn't been an easy choice, other Kings had complained; Beelzebub wanted to wander and explore earth, Leviathan argued only he should be the one to accompany Solomon's descendant, Lucifer raised concerns taking a human target by angels away from the safety of Hell, Belphegor had slept through it all. And no one asked for Asmodeus' opinion. It came down to Satan and Mammon being the escorts for their human... somehow.
It was refreshing to see the mortal realm again, disguising themselves just enough to not stand out too much, or as much as stupidly attractive demons could, mostly just hiding their horns and demonic markings. And they got to spend a good amount of time with their human, yet as night falls Solomon's descendant wants to spend time with their chosen human, shuffling the two Kings off to their room in their old house to rest. There is an appeal to that, to stay in their human's room.
[As much as he'd really rather Solomon's child not go anywhere near that human, Satan certainly isn't in any position to begrudge them when he's the only reason Minhyeok's alive right now.
Still, he'd taken this exile with the grace of a scolded child, and now it's even worse because there's only one bed, and there's no way that they can even really fit with Mammon
being Mammon, really.
At least not in any decently respectable fashion.
So there's only one thing for it, in his mind. He simply hops on the bed and points accusingly at Mammon, glower as fierce as it possibly can be over the matter of A Bed.]
...I got here first, so I have the rights.
[See, that's real big talk for a guy who can be simply picked up and carted about, but that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth.]
[Even Mammon is aware that... Minhyeok is special to their human, that he would always be important in a way they were not. And yet Mammon is possible the most secure that could be with this all. After all, who could really compete against him? And he's happy to share.
He is also more content with this situation that Satan is, but that's because it's Satan and anything can set him off. Not that Satan is wrong, even if it was just Mammon the bed really isn't a suitable size for the oversized King. Yet he still remains cheerful.] If you are going by that logic then you would not be sleeping there either, as Solomon's child was first there. Or their human.
I'm going by the logic of right now, not who owned it first before us! I'm on here before you are, so I have more--
[And then he remembered who he's trying to lecture about ownership. Ugh. Way to harsh a good rage, Mammon. Satan grinds his teeth, but he also sits his ass down on the bed instead and has a little sulk instead.]
...Shut up. Would you even fit on here with your fat ass? Can you even sleep on the floor with your horn like that?
[Yes. Finish that line of thought, Satan. To someone who sees you and your land as his. You belong to Mammon, simple as that, the giant demon just smiling down as Satan continues to rant before he stops himself, Mammon laughing warmly as he does.
Before considering that question seriously.] It is rather small. I could change it into something far grander and magnificent for them. Do you think they would be upset? [Mammon wouldn't, it would be better! But maybe it held a sentimental element to it that Mammon didn't know. Precious didn't just mean gold and gems, and Mammon was just as greedy for emotionally important things as he was expensive things.]
[grumble grumble crunch crunch. Fucking Mammon and his Fucking Cool Ownership Of Everything and his Stupid Fat Tits. It's too hard to really get riled up against a brick shithouse!]
...Better ask first. Might be their dildo. [Canon gave me one joke and I'm going to run it into the ground goddamn it.] You don't want to make your master unhappy because you turned their dildo big and gold, right?
[A beat. He squints at Mammon, before shifting right over to the end of the bed and patting it with a grunt.] C'mon, let's at least see if you fit on this damn thing.
Their bed. May be. Their dildo? [...Satan, are you sure you really know what a dildo is? Does he need to buy you a range for you to educate yourself? Then to ponder if they would be upset.] I would think it would make it better. I could always just buy them a gold one. Or a range of them. Different sizes. [Thanks for the gift idea, Satan.
Those thoughts put aside with a smile at the pat, Mammon never taking Satan's temper tantrums too seriously. They been friends for far too long for that. He stepping over to the bed to take a seat on it. And sinking into it, the springs complaining under his weight. Hmm, Mammon mumbling to himself.] I should just upgrade it. [It's so small. And cheap.]
[He Has No Fucking Idea, Bro. No Idea. get him some dildos and name them anything you want, but he'll beef if they get called dildos in front of him. SOLOMON'S CHILD WOULDN'T LEAD HIM ASTRAY.
anyway. Mammon's musing is enough to make Satan perk up, all teeth and claws. He's ignoring the commentary about dildo ranges because Mammon getting a bunch of things that he thinks would be sentimental in different sizes tracks in his pea brain, don't worry about it.] If you wanna piss them off so much that they disown you, go right ahead! More for me, then.
Just because they're not gonna use it ever again, that doesn't mean that they won't want to come back and look at this shitty bed, and think about how nice it is in my bed instead. Ha!
[You clearly forget humans are capable of lying, Satan. And yet, yes, it would be hurtful to know Solomon's child would lie to them. It is something Mammon could recover from, but would prefer if they were honest with him, that they didn't feel a need to lie.]
They wouldn't do that. [And yet... yes, lets leave it for what it is. Ah, maybe distribution of weight would be better than just sitting. However there was one thing in the way of doing that... Mammon reaching out a hand to grip Satan by the back of his shirt, lifting him up and off the bed with ease, allowing Mammon to lie back on it and deposit Satan on his stomach. After some creaking for the bed to settle with his weight... it seems ok.] It appears so! [A glance down past the other King.] However it is not long enough, my feet are hanging off the edge. [Feet and part of his legs.]
[Mammon very rarely spends time in the human realm. He has too much to do! Plus it was a strain being there. Not for him, but for humans. He's a King, his very presence is difficult for humans to be around, at least not without wearing a charm to help dampen down his powers. Plus it helps to hide him from angels, no reason to bring their war to humans. And yet he is currently on Earth to work out a business deal, needing to himself rather than sending Bimet to handle it. It takes some adjustments via the charm as well, mostly hiding his horns from sight. He's also had to 'dress down' for this, no royal clothing, more skin covered than he would typically hide, dressed in a sleek and well tailored black suit with gold tie. He keeps his rings and gold claws though. Has to have some signs of excess on him.
The meeting itself goes rather well, Mammon getting everything he wanted out of it, and even pushing for a bit more. He's Greed after all, he always wants More. It's just after leaving the meeting and deciding he should spend some time looking around this part of Earth before heading back to Hell, that he spies someone near the office he has just left...]
[ Huaisang has come into the office unannounced to visit his brother for lunch, chatting with the employees with his usual bright cheer. Even though Huaisang has no interest in the business of it all, he likes the people, and takes an interest in what all the departments are doing and how he can make connections between them.
Breaking off of a conversation and finally turning toward his brother's office, Huaisang stops short as he stares at the striking figure in the hallway outside of Mingjue's office. The man is even taller than Huaisang's brother, and exceptionally well-dressed.
Huaisang himself is androgynous in a red silk blouse with tight-fitting, high-waisted black trousers. His long black hair is elaborately braided and crowned with gold, making him a fashion plate who is just as striking for different reasons.
Realizing that he's staring, Huaisang blushes and shuts his mouth, taking a tentative couple of steps forward to greet the impressive stranger. ]
[Hm, how much time did he have left on the talisman? Enough time to see some shops and food places to get ideas to take back to Hell. Or enough to make Bimet look into them for him. Where to start is difficult though, there is so much to the human realm and-
Oh? Who is this? Mammon slowing his step as he's brought out of his thoughts by a person in his path. A rather well dressed and cute small person, a quick glance assessing Huaisang's wear. And who is blocking Mammon's path.] Hello there. [What do you want, little mortal?]
[ Huaisang tilts his head as he looks up at the handsome stranger, offering him a playful and flirty smile, deeply curious about him. ] That's exquisite tailoring on your suit. I don't encounter many people with such flawless fashion sense.
[ His eyes flick over the stranger's figure again, admiring both the suit and the powerful body hinted at beneath the fabric, before returning his gaze to the stranger's eyes with a smile. ] Nie Huaisang. I'm CEO Nie's younger brother. May I help you find your way to your next appointment?
[Ah, what a flatterer!] I always do try and look my best. [Even if this kind of dress is a little restricting on him, even if well tailored. Mammon's used to wearing far looser, or just less, clothing!
Mammon listens with his normal smile on his face, yet changes to a moment to ponder, then lights up further into a wide grin.] You are? Perfect! Then you are my next appointment! [Well done, Huaisang, you're being swept up in all of this now, Mammon confidently striding towards the other man and taking up one of his hands in his own.] I was just considering seeing some of the local sights before I left! I could use a guide who knows the area well and what is popular here. [You're willing to do that, right?]
[ Huaisang laughs at the unexpected enthusiasm, happy to allow one of his hands to be taken. ] I am certainly the right person for that, and it would be my pleasure. [ He tugs Mammon toward the elevator, walking backward so that he can smile at his new friend. ]
What are your preferences for seeing the best local sights? Architecture? Nature? History? Food? Clubs? Shopping? I'm knowledgeable about just about any of those topics, so I'm definitely the best tour guide. No matter how much time you have, I'll make sure you have the most amazing experience. [ Huaisang may be considered ignorant and a fool in many ways, but when it comes to fun no one can outdo him. ]
Yes. [Wait. He's on a time limit. Lets narrow that down.] I think food and shopping would be at the top of the list. Those are easier to reproduce back in my land, and easier for my people to consume. [Easier for them to buy. Seeing new clubs would be a good third, but lets see how these two go first. Mammon happily accompanying Huaisang to the elevator.]
I shall be expecting your best then. [If you sell yourself so highly you better be able to pull it off.]
Food and shopping it is, [ Huaisang confirms cheerfully, sending a quick message to summon transportation and then hooking his arm through Mammon’s, leaning against him as the elevator makes its way down. He chatters lightly about local specialties and the history of the city, just filling the air with pleasant and interesting information as his way of providing entertainment.
There’s a car waiting for them out front, and Huaisang gestures at it with a flourish, showing off his own soft power in being able to summon a chauffeur so promptly. ] What do I call you, by the way? And what land are you from?
[His designation switch into a Dominant has been a pleasant one. He can finally own things under the laws of this world! As well as start businesses. And of course Mammon instantly starts working on that. Building his empire back up, balancing costs to do so but also enough to start increasing his living conditions over all. With time he's able to buy a suitable house that... will work for now. Still needs more gold. A lot more gold. Yet for now it would do. Maybe a good thing to, as to not blind his Submissive.
Aqua shall have to get used to being surrounded by gold in the future.
Mammon is already well awake, and working, by the time Aqua wakes up. Working on several devices to input new data and numbers, choosing not to work in his office first thing in the morning, instead taking a seat in the kitchen to do so. So he can see Aqua when he wakes.]
[Aqua doesn't take long to wake up. As much as he stays up late, working on any number of projects to build up Ruby as an idol once more, he also can't help wanting to be up early to chase off the ever present nightmare that he may never wake up. Aqua glances over at Mammon in the kitchen, puzzling over the other man, while he starts making coffee on auto-pilot.]
... Morning.
[Also, yes, he has bedhead. And, no, he doesn't care.]
[Aww~. Isn't he cute like that? Mammon looking up from his work as Aqua had entered the kitchen, his smile widening a little at Aqua's state, and as the other walks near he lifts a hand to smooth some of Aqua's hair into place for him.]
Good morning! [His normal cheerful tone, lowering his devices to give Aqua his full attention.] Did you sleep well?
[He makes a noise when Mammon touches his hair, but he doesn't wave it off. The gesture is seemingly allowed especially while Aqua yawns and watches the coffee go.]
Yeah, it was good. You? And why are you out here? Not much work today?
As much as I ever do. [Aka, not a lot. At all. Too much to do! Or certainly Mammon trying to make it so he has much to do.
There is certainly far less work for him here than being a King of a nation.
He then grinning broadly at that question, as if the answer should be obvious but also not upset at having to answer it.] To see you, of course! Before you go about what you intend to do today.
[It takes a moment for Aqua to not immediately wave off the attention. It wouldn't go anywhere with Mammon.]
Nothing about me has changed from yesterday. But, sure, I guess that makes sense for you. Though, if I ever find you watching me while I sleep or something creepy like that, I'm going to start locking you out of my room.
[Mammon laughs happily at Aqua's declaration, knowing that, but still enjoying a chance to see his Sub. He has learned this is all rather Aqua, very normal for him.] Maybe so, but I still like to see you.
I have no intentions on doing that, unless you would like me to in future. [This is Duplicity after all, who knows what they need to do for quota or what tastes someone may develop.
Ah,] I have business both in the Down and Up today, do you require an escort anywhere?
[Aqua is not going to respond to Mammon's comment. He knows he won't win that war.]
I doubt that I ever will. But if I ever say that I do, make sure to check that I'm not hypnotized or something first.
[He sleepily sips some coffee before quietly replying.]
Not really? I was going to check and see if there were any better microphones or audio interfaces at the shops, but I'm spending most of the day at the studio after that.
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Only one Bed?! For Satan
[With everything that had happened; the angels, Solomon's descendant appearing, their affect they had on the 72 demons, including the Kings... a break is needed. Said break was in the human world and Satan and Mammon were taking on roles to guard their favorite human. It hadn't been an easy choice, other Kings had complained; Beelzebub wanted to wander and explore earth, Leviathan argued only he should be the one to accompany Solomon's descendant, Lucifer raised concerns taking a human target by angels away from the safety of Hell, Belphegor had slept through it all. And no one asked for Asmodeus' opinion. It came down to Satan and Mammon being the escorts for their human... somehow.
It was refreshing to see the mortal realm again, disguising themselves just enough to not stand out too much, or as much as stupidly attractive demons could, mostly just hiding their horns and demonic markings. And they got to spend a good amount of time with their human, yet as night falls Solomon's descendant wants to spend time with their chosen human, shuffling the two Kings off to their room in their old house to rest. There is an appeal to that, to stay in their human's room.
However there is an issue.
It was made for a single human.
They were two demon Kings.
There is one bed.
This could prove an issue.]
is for me???
Still, he'd taken this exile with the grace of a scolded child, and now it's even worse because there's only one bed, and there's no way that they can even really fit with Mammon
being Mammon, really.
At least not in any decently respectable fashion.
So there's only one thing for it, in his mind. He simply hops on the bed and points accusingly at Mammon, glower as fierce as it possibly can be over the matter of A Bed.]
...I got here first, so I have the rights.
[See, that's real big talk for a guy who can be simply picked up and carted about, but that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth.]
Just you
He is also more content with this situation that Satan is, but that's because it's Satan and anything can set him off. Not that Satan is wrong, even if it was just Mammon the bed really isn't a suitable size for the oversized King. Yet he still remains cheerful.] If you are going by that logic then you would not be sleeping there either, as Solomon's child was first there. Or their human.
(❤´艸｀❤) i'm touched!!
[And then he remembered who he's trying to lecture about ownership. Ugh. Way to harsh a good rage, Mammon. Satan grinds his teeth, but he also sits his ass down on the bed instead and has a little sulk instead.]
...Shut up. Would you even fit on here with your fat ass? Can you even sleep on the floor with your horn like that?
uwu
Before considering that question seriously.] It is rather small. I could change it into something far grander and magnificent for them. Do you think they would be upset? [Mammon wouldn't, it would be better! But maybe it held a sentimental element to it that Mammon didn't know. Precious didn't just mean gold and gems, and Mammon was just as greedy for emotionally important things as he was expensive things.]
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...Better ask first. Might be their dildo. [Canon gave me one joke and I'm going to run it into the ground goddamn it.] You don't want to make your master unhappy because you turned their dildo big and gold, right?
[A beat. He squints at Mammon, before shifting right over to the end of the bed and patting it with a grunt.] C'mon, let's at least see if you fit on this damn thing.
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Those thoughts put aside with a smile at the pat, Mammon never taking Satan's temper tantrums too seriously. They been friends for far too long for that. He stepping over to the bed to take a seat on it. And sinking into it, the springs complaining under his weight. Hmm, Mammon mumbling to himself.] I should just upgrade it. [It's so small. And cheap.]
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anyway. Mammon's musing is enough to make Satan perk up, all teeth and claws. He's ignoring the commentary about dildo ranges because Mammon getting a bunch of things that he thinks would be sentimental in different sizes tracks in his pea brain, don't worry about it.] If you wanna piss them off so much that they disown you, go right ahead! More for me, then.
Just because they're not gonna use it ever again, that doesn't mean that they won't want to come back and look at this shitty bed, and think about how nice it is in my bed instead. Ha!
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They wouldn't do that. [And yet... yes, lets leave it for what it is. Ah, maybe distribution of weight would be better than just sitting. However there was one thing in the way of doing that... Mammon reaching out a hand to grip Satan by the back of his shirt, lifting him up and off the bed with ease, allowing Mammon to lie back on it and deposit Satan on his stomach. After some creaking for the bed to settle with his weight... it seems ok.] It appears so! [A glance down past the other King.] However it is not long enough, my feet are hanging off the edge. [Feet and part of his legs.]
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satan bath comic had some very good faces i will NOT lie
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NOT THE GOLD LUBE FINALLY COMING INTO ACTION
mwahahaha
i'm going to remember this momentous occasion
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The meeting itself goes rather well, Mammon getting everything he wanted out of it, and even pushing for a bit more. He's Greed after all, he always wants More. It's just after leaving the meeting and deciding he should spend some time looking around this part of Earth before heading back to Hell, that he spies someone near the office he has just left...]
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Breaking off of a conversation and finally turning toward his brother's office, Huaisang stops short as he stares at the striking figure in the hallway outside of Mingjue's office. The man is even taller than Huaisang's brother, and exceptionally well-dressed.
Huaisang himself is androgynous in a red silk blouse with tight-fitting, high-waisted black trousers. His long black hair is elaborately braided and crowned with gold, making him a fashion plate who is just as striking for different reasons.
Realizing that he's staring, Huaisang blushes and shuts his mouth, taking a tentative couple of steps forward to greet the impressive stranger. ]
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Oh? Who is this? Mammon slowing his step as he's brought out of his thoughts by a person in his path. A rather well dressed and cute small person, a quick glance assessing Huaisang's wear. And who is blocking Mammon's path.] Hello there. [What do you want, little mortal?]
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[ His eyes flick over the stranger's figure again, admiring both the suit and the powerful body hinted at beneath the fabric, before returning his gaze to the stranger's eyes with a smile. ] Nie Huaisang. I'm CEO Nie's younger brother. May I help you find your way to your next appointment?
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Mammon listens with his normal smile on his face, yet changes to a moment to ponder, then lights up further into a wide grin.] You are? Perfect! Then you are my next appointment! [Well done, Huaisang, you're being swept up in all of this now, Mammon confidently striding towards the other man and taking up one of his hands in his own.] I was just considering seeing some of the local sights before I left! I could use a guide who knows the area well and what is popular here. [You're willing to do that, right?]
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What are your preferences for seeing the best local sights? Architecture? Nature? History? Food? Clubs? Shopping? I'm knowledgeable about just about any of those topics, so I'm definitely the best tour guide. No matter how much time you have, I'll make sure you have the most amazing experience. [ Huaisang may be considered ignorant and a fool in many ways, but when it comes to fun no one can outdo him. ]
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I shall be expecting your best then. [If you sell yourself so highly you better be able to pull it off.]
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There’s a car waiting for them out front, and Huaisang gestures at it with a flourish, showing off his own soft power in being able to summon a chauffeur so promptly. ] What do I call you, by the way? And what land are you from?
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For Aqua
Aqua shall have to get used to being surrounded by gold in the future.
Mammon is already well awake, and working, by the time Aqua wakes up. Working on several devices to input new data and numbers, choosing not to work in his office first thing in the morning, instead taking a seat in the kitchen to do so. So he can see Aqua when he wakes.]
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... Morning.
[Also, yes, he has bedhead. And, no, he doesn't care.]
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Good morning! [His normal cheerful tone, lowering his devices to give Aqua his full attention.] Did you sleep well?
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Yeah, it was good. You? And why are you out here? Not much work today?
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There is certainly far less work for him here than being a King of a nation.
He then grinning broadly at that question, as if the answer should be obvious but also not upset at having to answer it.] To see you, of course! Before you go about what you intend to do today.
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Nothing about me has changed from yesterday. But, sure, I guess that makes sense for you. Though, if I ever find you watching me while I sleep or something creepy like that, I'm going to start locking you out of my room.
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I have no intentions on doing that, unless you would like me to in future. [This is Duplicity after all, who knows what they need to do for quota or what tastes someone may develop.
Ah,] I have business both in the Down and Up today, do you require an escort anywhere?
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I doubt that I ever will. But if I ever say that I do, make sure to check that I'm not hypnotized or something first.
[He sleepily sips some coffee before quietly replying.]
Not really? I was going to check and see if there were any better microphones or audio interfaces at the shops, but I'm spending most of the day at the studio after that.
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